Club409
The Best Waste of Your Time, Ever.

Man, who would've guessed there's so much information about guns? All kinds of laws and stuff. Bah, right now I think I'm an anarchist. Would make the paper easier.

Did you know that the recovery rate for stolen vehicles in 2004 was 63 percent? The next closest rate for stolen items was clothing at 12.9 percent. Right after that is livestock with 12.7 percent recovery. I'm sure there's a point of application here. Like putting your cows in automobiles for insurance reductions... or cow-jacking as a viable alternative, but who wants to go cow-jacking? Nobody, that's who.



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Email and bills are all caught up...

I think you hit your apex when you made the "livestock in vehicles" discovery; this is the kind of thing that the government is willing to spend millions on research grants. grants that can fund The Project.



you may notice that I'm posting at a similarly redonkylous hour; senior design project meeting with the customer this morning at 9 = matt needs to show some progress on his portion of the product.

actually a fact sheet about bull shit might be useful in club409's livestock research, especially in regards to upholstery options.



I'm going to go ahead and lay claim to the term "wikijourney," which is defined as a mind-expanding series of wikipedia entries that one visits for about an hour. this usually happens when one has a pressing assignment or obligation, but the topic of the wikijourney is totally unrelated to the topic at hand.

Har so I'm getting pretty relaxed with the sources I'm using and I'm explicitly saying I'm using only anecdotal evidence. I rule at scholasticism.



Bottom of that 4th page



Edit: So apparently scholasticism is a word. It means scholastics in a conservative way. History of scholastics wikijourney?



Edit 2: I went and checked. Pack a lunch for that scholastics wikijourney. I ain't got time now.

Lord, we can only hope :-P

So, I am 35 minutes into work... I have 6 hours and 25 minutes to write a 6 page paper for English class due tomorrow... not as bad as your procrastination, Drew, but I'm sure I will be horribly distracted. oh and 2 portraits, an animation, dvd portfolio, and 2 finals next week... plus my dissection illustrations... all due next week........I am so screwed

Seeing as how you're so bogged down with work to do, I thought i'd pitch in and do a dissection illustration for you.



P.S. Welcome to the 409 :)

We've seen more done in less.. I have faith in you