heheh, reminds me of the advice i received on sex from my accross-the-hall bandmates. I was explaining that I didn't want to have sex because their was a non-zero chance of creating a human life, which has infinite value, therefore i math says i have to be ready for teh responsibility of raising (or razing) a child before I engage in that act. Jack responded in all seriousness, 'well, i'm always really drunk, and if you're drunk enough, there's a 0% chance that you're gonna get off. eventually you just wear out and give up.' He was, of course, very drunk when he said this. Ahh, the lessons we learn.