I am valentineless, and tomorrow is valentines day...anyone interested in being my valentine?
shotty anus.
I'm also valentineless, but I don't think Valentines are supposed to be thousands of miles away from each other and have never met face to face. Normally my valentines are of the opposite sex also, but if you are willing to ignore these three factors I will be your valentine and I promise not to try and butt rape you.
jill, i'll be your valentine except for the aforementioned orifice, because well, he did call it
sophie, i would be your valentine, but without an explicit guarantee of buttrape i'm not sure i can make the commitment, try again next year
sophie, i would be your valentine, but without an explicit guarantee of buttrape i'm not sure i can make the commitment, try again next year
blitz! (I'm going to assume that the blitz rule is applicable to the anus)
I'll be your valentine jill, and if you're not familiar with the blitz rule, if I beat theDahaMeR to it, shotty is mine! :D At least I'm going to assume that's how the rule works.
Sophie, I have no such butt rape stipulations, so how about you join Jill and me, and let theDaHaMeR ride shotty on Drew.
I'll be your valentine jill, and if you're not familiar with the blitz rule, if I beat theDahaMeR to it, shotty is mine! :D At least I'm going to assume that's how the rule works.
Sophie, I have no such butt rape stipulations, so how about you join Jill and me, and let theDaHaMeR ride shotty on Drew.
just so we're clear, i was stipulating for a guarantee that there would be an attempt at butt rape
either way, we'll just see where it takes us
either way, we'll just see where it takes us
so who am i to send my chocolates and red roses to? and who do i serenade with romantic love songs?
I don't have a valentine either, but I'm willing to pick up the pieces of whatever's left whenever you guys are done.
Nothing says romance like "You'll do"
Nothing says romance like "You'll do"
i mean, im definitely open to having 5 valentines all to myself, even if some of you just want the anus.
well acelxix. i did not mention no blitz, there fore if you get there first, tis yours for the taking. but just a warning, when an anus is in the deal, im usualy on top of my game.
Wah wah wee wah. All this talk of butt rape and valentines and anuses. That's how I know I'm in the right forum. Anyhow, Pointy, I'll be your valentine ;-) Who needs women anyhow? And then that'll be four times the penis and twice the anus (since we each have 2 anuses and 2 penises).
My final thought...Screw valentine's day. Bah humbug.
My final thought...Screw valentine's day. Bah humbug.
I still can't stop laughing from reading the posts... I don't have a Valentine... but like Dazzler said "Who needs a Valentine?"
And I'll leave you with a famous quote by one of my FSU buddies...
"Chicks are for fags..."
And I'll leave you with a famous quote by one of my FSU buddies...
"Chicks are for fags..."
"less is more"?
i have a valentine, but i think i'm more jealous that i can't be a part of this anal promiscuity
so did i have a valentine?
I think it was up to you to choose from among your suitors, but since you didn't, I believe that is a tacit acceptance of any and all offers made.
I also think it would depend on how your anus feels today. If it's sore I think you had a winner. Or 3.