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Apparently they will send you some miracle manna bread(ezekiel 4:9) and MIRACLES WILL HAPPEN!!!! you will receive lots of money and if you have cancer it will be cured. If you've been trying to lose weight, YOU WILL I know that you feel that you are being besieged...I can feel it. YOU NEED MIRACLE MANNA. This is divine prophetic leading. Oh, and if this certain guy talks to you, you will be struck with the holy ghost! From the top of your head to the bottom of your feet! The battle you are fighting is not yours! It is God's battle. EAT MIRACLE MANNA!

I think I need some of that.

(this was a rando infomercial that I have stumbled upon at 2am. I looked for a website to link to but couldn't find it)

uknowme

208 Posts

Posted Jan 18, 2008
2:14am EST

ITT, as in life, jill needs a </b>

:-D love you jill!

Mike

1973 Posts

Posted Jan 18, 2008
4:51am EST

it was a </big> that she needed.. the tag was there, but not the "/" :)

mwinter

3716 Posts

Posted Jan 18, 2008
7:50am EST

HAHA! Amazing. You can watch the whole thing on the homepage of his site (video to the upper right of the screen). AND....you can even sign up for the FREE podcast!

I'm excited....

McDazzlepants

102 Posts

Posted Jan 18, 2008
8:26am EST

Haha...That whole post is a link to his site, btw. I MAY be slightly not good at posting links. Whoops

McDazzlepants

102 Posts

Posted Jan 18, 2008
8:28am EST

fix't

Perhaps I should make it easier to post links.. but then I'd miss out on the opportunity to educate the masses.

<a href='http://www.SomeWebSite.com'>Your link text </a>

mwinter

3716 Posts

Posted Jan 18, 2008
8:35am EST

Awwww, Pointy. You're such a doll.

McDazzlepants

102 Posts

Posted Jan 18, 2008
8:37am EST

if you can't insert html tags into your post yourself, learn. poser.

torzan

310 Posts

Posted Jan 18, 2008
9:11am EST

hey now...i had to learn html recently so that i could post links too. Apparently i still need a little edumacation since i left out some stuff above.

uknowme

208 Posts

Posted Jan 18, 2008
9:51am EST

I ordered some blessed holy water from somebody once. I was going to use it to consecrate my processor's water cooling unit. I think if I had used it, I would've gotten all the frames per second. It never arrived though. And that's why I don't go to church.

Drew

3247 Posts

Posted Jan 18, 2008
5:49pm EST

heheh i think the miracle spring water we ordered was from popoff too - wasn't he the guy who The Amazing Randi busted back in the day?

btw TAR taught me my first card trick when he came to arkansas governors school. beat that shawn ;-)

edit: heehee Randi said 'flim-flam.' he's so old.