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who's got the




*ninja edit fixt*
Your Superhero Name is The Wolf Hurricane

Your Superpower is Abnormal Brain Function

Your Weakness is Bald People

Your Weapon is Your Power Saber

Your Mode of Transportation is Cable



Bald people? Crap! I am going to be my own worst enemy in the next 10 (maybe 5) years!

And T already thinks my brain functions abnormally...
Your Superhero Name is The White Dazzler

Your Superpower is Paranormal

Your Weakness is The Moon

Your Weapon is Your Atomic Claws

Your Mode of Transportation is Zebra



Wow, I think I got McDazzlepants superhero name, it must be confused.
Shenanigans!



Although you do ride a Zebra...So I will allow this.
Your Superhero Name is The Miracle Machine

Your Superpower is Demonic

Your Weakness is Booty

Your Weapon is Your Air Bazooka

Your Mode of Transportation is Flying Monkeys





Hmm... fleshy booty? or pirate booty?? And I've always wanted to own some flying monkeys... Insurance is pretty steep on them though...

I think it's Pointy booty.
Those damned flying monkeys! Not only do they throw feces, but they can throw it on you while they're flying....Feces from above!



You're gross, Brandon. Guh-Ross.
Your Superhero Name is The Ambush Torch

Your Superpower is Seduction

Your Weakness is Kittens

Your Weapon is Your Fire Saw

Your Mode of Transportation is Cow



I will seduce you all while riding my lovely cow, just so long as I dont run into any kittens.
Your Superhero Name is The Shadow Cyborg

Your Superpower is Metahuman

Your Weakness is Frogs

Your Weapon is Your Silver Neutralizer

Your Mode of Transportation is Rainbow



wtf is metahuman? a neutralizer?
yeah but you get to ride a rainbow. thats like Pointy's wet dream.
Isn't your silver neutralizer that thing you keep in the bottom drawer next to your bed?



Dahamer - Your weakness is kittens. Do you know why? B/c every time you masturbate god kills a kitten. Must resist....temptation....
well in that case, its time to get kitten killin!!
if the dazzler speaks true, i would think dead kittens are dahamer's weapon of choice. as it is written, everytime he yanks his chain, god must bestow upon him a firesaw. kittens, not his mother, must be what busts into his bedroom whenever he whips out ole red.
Matt's wet dream is me riding a rainbow? that's awkward. and um, i dont have a bottom drawer next to my bed, so i dont think thats where i keep my silver neutralizer...i think i keep it in my pants(take that last comment however you want to)
Well I think he meant that I was the one.. wait. No, that's right.
heheheh
We could find a rainbow and turn that dream into reality...
Take a look...It's in a book. Reading Rainbow?



Matt already found my rainbow. Coincidentally that also is in my pants.
Well... If I ride a rainbow, and me riding a rainbow is Matt's we dream, and the rainbow is in your pants, then Matt's wet dream is of me riding your rainbow... awkward? or hawt?
awkwardly hawt.

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