that's probably the most badass dream we've had in a while.. good work, oscar's subconscious
I had a dream that I was on a cruise and I was the captian. Some dumb girl was pissing me off so I put sharks in the pool and then threw her into it, with the sharks, that i could talk to. Yeah. I dream about sharks too often. One of these days they will consume me.
I had a dream that Drew was in the Army and wanted to leave but they wouldn't let him. So we all put together a crew to go into the base and bust him out. It was all secret-like, up to and including our stealthy getaway in his camaro in broad daylight. Just before I woke up, we were holed up in a ridiculously upscale hotel room with helicopters hovering outside the window
thats right drew - we'll always bust you out, but we'll never have a plan. that's a guarantee.
thanks guys, and i'm sure we would've come up with something
I woke up around 6pm and was like "Oh shit i'm late for my flight," which was supposed to leave for vegas at 7:12. I was at my old house in florida, and apparently it would take me 30 minutes to get to the airport, but I hadn't packed yet! So I started scrambling some things together in 15 minutes and went to leave, but my car wasn't outside! i walked around clicking the unlock button, and I could hear the car, but it was really far away, behind some houses on the other side of a canal. somehow i could hear three middle school friends (adam, sean, and anthony) talking and laughing near my car, so I hit the panic button to scare them. But my car was way over there and I didn't have time to go get it, so I ran back to my house and asked my dad or sister to take me. My sister finally agreed but she took 10 minutes to get ready. When we finally went outside my car was in the drive way, with the hood propped up. So I walked over, closed the hood and opened the door to get in, but there were three really bizarre creatures inside. One was just a green blob that was sprawled out over the driver seat. then there was this huge cup looking monster in the backseat kind of leaning on the blob. The third creature was shaped kind of like a huge square of ramen, with a slightly cooked consistency because it wasn't completely rigid. I started pulling the creatures out, the whole time thinking to myself "there's no way i'm going to catch this flight, dammit!" i grabbed the cup monster and threw it aside, but I couldn't make the blob move! so i threw the ramen monster out and when it hit the ground it broke apart a little bit. I still couldn't make the blob move so I just sat down on it and started driving.
That's when I woke up and realized it was all just a nightmare. *phew* I didn't miss my flight...yet. :O But no blob, cup, or ramen monster is getting in the way of my vegas trip!
That's when I woke up and realized it was all just a nightmare. *phew* I didn't miss my flight...yet. :O But no blob, cup, or ramen monster is getting in the way of my vegas trip!
better double check your car, i ain't sittin on no blob
i was on a business trip in india. we drove through the slums on the way back to our hotel, which was a super-swanky resort. on our way up to our rooms, we were in a glass elevator and it took us all the way to the roof. it was the middle of the night, sky was pitch black and me and my coworkers decided to stargaze while we were on the roof. suddenly there was an unexpected solar eclipse (in the middle of the night) and when you looked in the sky, the sun was about 100x normal size, but also 1000x dimmer, so you could look directly at it and see all the solar flares and such. and the sky was still black other than the sun.
once the moon completely blocked the sun, it suddenly revealed a giant asteroid on fire and about to hit earth. we all ran to the airport along with 10 million other people to get on the last plane out of india. i got stopped at security and of course they give me some BS about my luggage and something wrong with my ticket. i finally get past security and we're all running towards the plane on this huuuuuuuge bridge. the plane is a 747 but it's much larger, enough to carry 10,000, but the crowd is much larger. so while we're running across the bridge to the plane, we're also fighting off the slum residents to get to the front of the crowd so we can actually get on the plane to somehow be saved from the giant asteroid about to destroy the whole world.
then my alarm when off and woke me up.
once the moon completely blocked the sun, it suddenly revealed a giant asteroid on fire and about to hit earth. we all ran to the airport along with 10 million other people to get on the last plane out of india. i got stopped at security and of course they give me some BS about my luggage and something wrong with my ticket. i finally get past security and we're all running towards the plane on this huuuuuuuge bridge. the plane is a 747 but it's much larger, enough to carry 10,000, but the crowd is much larger. so while we're running across the bridge to the plane, we're also fighting off the slum residents to get to the front of the crowd so we can actually get on the plane to somehow be saved from the giant asteroid about to destroy the whole world.
then my alarm when off and woke me up.
i was in my yard playing with my dog and decided to lay down in the grass next to a tree. after i sat down, i looked around and realized that i was surrounded by tons of snakes. all different kinds of snakes, copperheads, pythons, rattlesnakes, and then apparently i made up this silver snake. there were some harmless ones too like rat/garden snakes etc. i'm trying to figure out how to move to get out of the middle of the snakes, but i can't. i turn around and dusty (my dog) is next to the tree staring at a copperhead. i manage to kind of roll/hop to the side out of the snakes, barely dodging a copperhead. i run back to the house as fast as i can. when i turned around dusty was running after me, but he had apparently really pissed off a copperhead. it chased him back to the house, lunging at him the whole time, but somehow never bit him. the snake was right behind him when he ran through my back door, i slammed the door shut as soon as dusty was clear, and the snake slammed into it. i hadn't gotten the door shut all the way and the force of the snake pushed the door open and it landed inside but it's head was all screwed up from hitting the door so hard.
so it's curled up inside my house now and matt walks into the room. he's like oh gross it's head's all messed up, and then walked over to look at it. i start yelling at him to gtfo of the room. apparently the snake became slightly stupid and not mean anymore after destroying its head and was all nice to matt. i made matt leave the snake and covered it with a towel so my brother could come over and get rid of it. then i look over and there's another real one in my sink!
then my dog woke me up because he had to pee. it was really hard to walk to my back door and not freak out. i really hate snakes.
so it's curled up inside my house now and matt walks into the room. he's like oh gross it's head's all messed up, and then walked over to look at it. i start yelling at him to gtfo of the room. apparently the snake became slightly stupid and not mean anymore after destroying its head and was all nice to matt. i made matt leave the snake and covered it with a towel so my brother could come over and get rid of it. then i look over and there's another real one in my sink!
then my dog woke me up because he had to pee. it was really hard to walk to my back door and not freak out. i really hate snakes.
slumdogs, asteroids, and snakes, oh my!
Snakes are stupid. Maybe he just wanted to give Dusty a kiss.
I definitely ate a little too much chinese food while watching Biggest Loser last night. I dreamed that I was eating Chinese food and someone said "Stop eating that, fatty!" When I looked up I saw my reflection in something and I was one of the very obese women before they lost the weight.
Wah wah wee wah. Time for that diet I guess.
I definitely ate a little too much chinese food while watching Biggest Loser last night. I dreamed that I was eating Chinese food and someone said "Stop eating that, fatty!" When I looked up I saw my reflection in something and I was one of the very obese women before they lost the weight.
Wah wah wee wah. Time for that diet I guess.
lol i just ate way too much chinese food m'self. hey conrad, i bet i can stay on my diet longer than you can.
p.s. my diet will consist of bbq babies and birthday cake. the balls are in your court.
p.s. my diet will consist of bbq babies and birthday cake. the balls are in your court.
don't you mean "my balls are in your court"?
i moved home with my parents, only they weren't my parents and it wasn't my home. it was some small house out in the country, and my room was the basement. i was playing around on my computer, when i discovered a sentient program running in the background. it was talking to me via the terminal and i discovered it had been trapped on my PC by some evil mastermind, and it required root access to gcc so it could recompile itself and be freed from the prison that was my computer.
after debating whether or not to trust it, i decided to grant it access so it could be free once again, then left to go to work. on the way to work, i was kidnapped by government agents who informed me there was a dangerous hacker that they needed my help to track down and raid his compound. right as we were gearing up to raid the place, i realized the sentient program on my computer could've been connected to the hacker, so i brought it up with the commander. we immediately rushed over to my house, but we were too late.
the program had taken full control of my computer, and had somehow managed to build itself a giant robot body. by the time we had gotten to my house, it had destroyed the house and escaped. houses and fields for miles were in ruins and on fire, as it sought more materials to build a bigger body to destroy the world.
i think i'm beginning to see a pattern here....
after debating whether or not to trust it, i decided to grant it access so it could be free once again, then left to go to work. on the way to work, i was kidnapped by government agents who informed me there was a dangerous hacker that they needed my help to track down and raid his compound. right as we were gearing up to raid the place, i realized the sentient program on my computer could've been connected to the hacker, so i brought it up with the commander. we immediately rushed over to my house, but we were too late.
the program had taken full control of my computer, and had somehow managed to build itself a giant robot body. by the time we had gotten to my house, it had destroyed the house and escaped. houses and fields for miles were in ruins and on fire, as it sought more materials to build a bigger body to destroy the world.
i think i'm beginning to see a pattern here....
not sure what you're doing at nowadays, but maybe you should just go engineer water sprinklers or something nice and quiet for a while...
or how about this: how come when i get a milkshake i get the same straw as if i got some dr pepper? someone needs to figure out and design the optimal milkshake straw
or how about this: how come when i get a milkshake i get the same straw as if i got some dr pepper? someone needs to figure out and design the optimal milkshake straw
i think the bubble-tea straw might be worth a shot
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rachel you've got to face up to the fact that you're desensitizing yourself
Should We Be Doing More To Reduce The Graphic Violence In Our Dreams?
Should We Be Doing More To Reduce The Graphic Violence In Our Dreams?
I thought about bubble tea the other day but I couldn't remember what it was called. I had some in san fran when I was visiting my friend and I remembered the flavor a few days ago. Good job team! <closure/>
ok. so our backpacks here have to be either black or camo for us to wear them. i bought a blue one before i got this memo and didn't feel like shelling out another $30 for a book bag, so i bought a super-sized sharpie and colored in the whole thing.
the smell in our tiny dorm room was intense and lasted for days. over those few days my roommate and i had some very strange dreams. i don't have time to elaborate now, but i'm posting this to remind myself to do it later.
the smell in our tiny dorm room was intense and lasted for days. over those few days my roommate and i had some very strange dreams. i don't have time to elaborate now, but i'm posting this to remind myself to do it later.
