So a few times throughout the weekend we were asked what we do, and one time instead of launching in to the usual description of my employment, I decided to construct a false and totally unbelievable answer.
I'm sure it was much more funny at the time, but anyway, my story was that I just get a new gas station credit card every few months, and never pay them off. I also said that the economy crashing was the best thing that ever happened to me, as I could claim bankruptcy and start over doin what I do. I concluded the conversation with "let's see who i've got in my wallet.. oh hell yeah, Texaco gettin' fucked tonight!" since my card was the one on the tab.
After that I think those guys we were talking to had a new hero, because they were totally in to my way of life. I probably just created two more burdens of the state with my little ruse. Spring Break '08!
I'm sure it was much more funny at the time, but anyway, my story was that I just get a new gas station credit card every few months, and never pay them off. I also said that the economy crashing was the best thing that ever happened to me, as I could claim bankruptcy and start over doin what I do. I concluded the conversation with "let's see who i've got in my wallet.. oh hell yeah, Texaco gettin' fucked tonight!" since my card was the one on the tab.
After that I think those guys we were talking to had a new hero, because they were totally in to my way of life. I probably just created two more burdens of the state with my little ruse. Spring Break '08!
