i meant to post this last weekend after we got back from the water park but forgot until now. at the end of the day when tyler and i were heading back to meet up with the rest of the group we were approached by some woman.
woman: "i have to ask you a question, what's the deal with your friend in the speedo?"
me: *shrugs* "that's matt"
woman: "does he know that he's scaring children? i had my son come up to me and say 'mommy, i can almost see that man's bottom' "
me: "eh, it doesn't really phase me anymore"
woman: "well i just think he should know that it's a little bit creepy"