41/470 beeoch.
they're just gonna blow it all on weddings anyway.
I didn't know the next one so i quit ;-)
they're just gonna blow it all on weddings anyway.
I didn't know the next one so i quit ;-)
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Haha someone's signature on slashdot:
"Dance like you're hurt, Love like you need money, and work when somebody's watching."
I've always wanted an alternative to the sappy original.
"Dance like you're hurt, Love like you need money, and work when somebody's watching."
I've always wanted an alternative to the sappy original.
versatility!
"Dance like you need the money, work like you're hurt, and love like somebody's watching."
"Dance like you need the money, work like you're hurt, and love like somebody's watching."
Stolen from a comment on an xkcd comic:
‘I’ before ‘E’ except after ‘C’
or when sounded as ‘A’, as in ‘neighbor’ or ‘weigh’.
Albeit, there’s weird words like ‘leisure’ and ‘neither’
(’foreign’ and ‘counterfeit’ don’t make sense either).
‘Seismic’ and ’seisure’ and ‘protein’ and ‘height’…
…the rule is quite useless but possibly might
just yet be worth saving with some alteration:
(oops: ‘heir’, ‘their’, and ’sovereign’… ‘decaffeination’…)
so yes it’s quite simple, as I’m sure you can see:
“‘I’ before ‘E’ when it wants to be!â€Â
‘I’ before ‘E’ except after ‘C’
or when sounded as ‘A’, as in ‘neighbor’ or ‘weigh’.
Albeit, there’s weird words like ‘leisure’ and ‘neither’
(’foreign’ and ‘counterfeit’ don’t make sense either).
‘Seismic’ and ’seisure’ and ‘protein’ and ‘height’…
…the rule is quite useless but possibly might
just yet be worth saving with some alteration:
(oops: ‘heir’, ‘their’, and ’sovereign’… ‘decaffeination’…)
so yes it’s quite simple, as I’m sure you can see:
“‘I’ before ‘E’ when it wants to be!â€Â
wow, how did you get your name to link to crap?
i made an error in some html :)
your bash.org link is abhorrent.
why am i STILL posting in central time?
why am i STILL posting in central time?
man, T callin me out on all kinds of mistakes today. ok the bash link is correct now. as for the timezone thing.. right now, everyone is posting in central time. i have a bunch of changes that are currently commented out that will eventually make all posts be recorded in UTC. I have yet to write the part that will allow everyone to choose which timezone will be used when displaying the timestamps. I was making notes about this here.
look at you being all responsible. conrad must be so proud.
I am only proud when I see Pointy wearing nothing but a mangina. And that's followed by a feeling of nausea.
I didn't know where to post this, but I'm writing this post from my laptop, through the internet on my phone (tethering), w00t! Now I can use my laptop to discover all kinds of absurdities and anomolies from anywhere I have phone signal. Of course t-mobile's coverage is teh suck, but this is still cool, and the connection speed is relatively fast for text-intensive sites. Unlimited data plan ftw!
edit: According to cnet's bandwidth meter, the connection speed is slightly faster than dialup, coming in at 69.5 Kbps!
edit: According to cnet's bandwidth meter, the connection speed is slightly faster than dialup, coming in at 69.5 Kbps!
WTG? internet shens, some posts got deleted i think
yah thats no good
I think these are my favorite kind of limericks (taken from the limerickdb):
If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile
And cut off its beard, willy-nilly
You can honestly say
That you have just made
A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly
If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile
And cut off its beard, willy-nilly
You can honestly say
That you have just made
A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly
pulls off the approximate rhyme, even
I have sat around all day wondering what my 100th post should be now that michael put the pressure on to come up with something entertaining. Now, I am going to waste it just to say that it's fitting that this limerick is about chile and I am living in Chile. oh well.
