I challenge all!
Drew. Yo Momma is so ugly . . . . . she went as herself for halloween!
Drew. Yo Momma is so ugly . . . . . she went as herself for halloween!
"Wait, I'm going to have to call you back: it's ON."
Scott, Yo Momma is so dumb . . . . . she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Scott, Yo Momma is so dumb . . . . . she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Matt, Yo Momma is so fat . . . . . she eats Wheat THICKS!
damn. Scott, yo mama so fat, when she wears red shirts er'ry body come runnin wif dey cups yellin "COOOL AAAID"
Hey Matt, yo Momma...
...wait...
...DAMN YOU CRUEL FATES, WHO GAVE ME THE SAME MOTHER AS THAT BLACKGUARD!!! THAT SCOUNDREL MWINTER!!!!
...wait...
...DAMN YOU CRUEL FATES, WHO GAVE ME THE SAME MOTHER AS THAT BLACKGUARD!!! THAT SCOUNDREL MWINTER!!!!
so we stumbled across a great idea while drinking the other day, but with our short attention spans we soon wandered off track. i would like to bring that idea here to blossom.
Yo Momma: Ancient Greece
Yo Momma so fat . . . Atlas couldn't hold her up.
Yo Momma so ugly . . . she turned Medusa into stone.
got anything?
Yo Momma: Ancient Greece
Yo Momma so fat . . . Atlas couldn't hold her up.
Yo Momma so ugly . . . she turned Medusa into stone.
got anything?
are you saying perseus was ugly?
your doing it wrong, t
perseus was a hansome man! you'd be happy to carry his love child.
conversation at lunch today:
pitts: your face is disturbing* (can't recall the actual word used here)
hudson: my face is a word?
pitts: if your face was a word it would be disturbing
me: if your mom was a word it would be the most used word in the english language
pwned
pitts: your face is disturbing* (can't recall the actual word used here)
hudson: my face is a word?
pitts: if your face was a word it would be disturbing
me: if your mom was a word it would be the most used word in the english language
pwned
oh snapz
hey matt, i found a bottle of this in your mom's medicine cabinet the other night
The contractor is probably my favorite part.
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my butt.