girl: "I think i'm pregnant"
you: ::hesitation:: "Is it mine?"
you: ::hesitation:: "Is it mine?"
after talkin to a girl for an hour about how guys are physically attracted to her but don't want to date:
you (11:59:08 PM): have u dated any seriously other than [guy's name]?
girl (11:59:14 PM): nope
you (11:59:35 PM): hmm
girl (11:59:39 PM): why??
girl (11:59:42 PM): why are you hmming?
you (12:00:06 AM): iunno, maybe there is something wrong with u
[note, a wink following that comment doesn't help]
you (11:59:08 PM): have u dated any seriously other than [guy's name]?
girl (11:59:14 PM): nope
you (11:59:35 PM): hmm
girl (11:59:39 PM): why??
girl (11:59:42 PM): why are you hmming?
you (12:00:06 AM): iunno, maybe there is something wrong with u
[note, a wink following that comment doesn't help]
baaaahahahahaha.. are you sure the thread title is right? i think this thread is more appropriately titled "awesome ways to let a girl know whats up"
ass
In response to arif's comment in the The Emo Thread, I'll go ahead and add "Cleveland Steamer" to the list of awesome ways to let a girl know whats up
Guys, guys, guys... how quickly we forget our roots...
"Angry Dragon" should have been the first thing out of anybody's mouth. Or nose.
:-P
"Angry Dragon" should have been the first thing out of anybody's mouth. Or nose.
:-P
oops durn back button trick
Oh I played this game last week...
Girl: So my roommate says I would make a great radio announcer
Me: Does that mean you're fat and ugly
Girl: *Silence*
Girl: Did you just call me fat and ugly?
Me: maybe?
and dinner only got better from there
Girl: So my roommate says I would make a great radio announcer
Me: Does that mean you're fat and ugly
Girl: *Silence*
Girl: Did you just call me fat and ugly?
Me: maybe?
and dinner only got better from there
"Next up on WBBW... my shame at being fat and ugly!"
Was this St. Pauli girl? Did she punch you in the face?
Was this St. Pauli girl? Did she punch you in the face?
yeah... and she totally wanted too which would have raised the number of times i've been punched in the face by a girl this year to four
Sounds like a New Year's resolution to me.
Quite possible the best Simpsons quote ever:
(Homer, Bart, and Lisa are at Moe's discussing ideas of how to cheer Marge up)
Lisa: "She would love peach crumble."
(Interjects) Moe: "You know how to make a peach crumble? ... Kick her in the groin!"
LOLOLOLOL!!!
Lisa's words are not exact, but that's the general idea. However, I don't think I'll ever forget Moe's words. He also mumbles something afterwords but I didn't catch what he said. Pfftt, lol!!!
(Homer, Bart, and Lisa are at Moe's discussing ideas of how to cheer Marge up)
Lisa: "She would love peach crumble."
(Interjects) Moe: "You know how to make a peach crumble? ... Kick her in the groin!"
LOLOLOLOL!!!
Lisa's words are not exact, but that's the general idea. However, I don't think I'll ever forget Moe's words. He also mumbles something afterwords but I didn't catch what he said. Pfftt, lol!!!
I think had we stuck with TKD, Dr. Speyer would have eventually taught us "boot to the fetus."
which one is it?
copy and paste the link into WMP or alternate link
ARISE
heh, instead of "Where Are They Now?" i think this thread should be "Where Would We Be Now If [situation]?"
Situation 1 - it was mine
Situation 1 - it was mine
