Club409
The Best Waste of Your Time, Ever.

We've got more people registering on the site.. how very exciting :) how about you kids introduce yourselves? nobody likes a lurker :-P

Hey, i'm michael, and I think rainbows are beautiful! :-D also i rape kittens.

... i meant for the new users to introduce themselves, but since you guys have gotten a good head start on them:



Hi, I'm Matt, and i'd like you to fondle my bum. his name is jasper, and he lives on north avenue. my hobbies include making this website, killing drifters for fun and profit, and downloading the internet.

Hi I'm Rachel, I say retarded crap all the time and everyone laughs at me. But that's ok, I'm apparently a racist and a stripper, a racist stripper. I'm going to market it like that. Man, now I don't need to graduate.

Wow guys, I compare all of your interests to mine and I don't think I fit in anymore. I might need a new intarweb crew.

Matt, I thought you only killed drifters to get an erection. Sell-out.

Hey everybody, I'm John. I sit next to Matt (aka Supreme Dictator of club409.com) every week day (except that sweet every other off Friday) all day long. I'm interested in a lot of stuff: technology, computer graphics, game development, cars (like working on them), guns, cycling, frisbee ...

Also I'm a stringent user of good grammer and spelling. Must be something to do with my personality.

Anyway I can't take anymore of "The King" staring at me (Smoov B's avatar); it's really freaking me out...

and to that i'd like to add that i corrected his spelling of "Supreme" right after he posted, and he was able to correct it before anyone else saw :-P



I maintain that he did it on purpose, but only time will tell.

I'm a Libra too! And I'm trying to score with Matt!

Who didn't invite droppy hands? I didn't know you were a club goer, T. But yay for GFTG with Matt!