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WHO declared a pandemic? Yes. Who? Yes. Yes declared an pandemic? That doesn't even make sense, who declared a pandemic. That's what I asked you!



Hey guys, guess who's on stage!
Auto warranty robo-callers busted - i donno about you guys, but i got like 10 of these calls while working at harris
There have been lawsuits on Zicam going on for years now.
i hate those crocs who do the zicam crap. they totally insinuate in their commercials that they are an antiviral. like, not.
Just wait, Mike. Some day soon, you'll have the credibility to endorse products on TV.
what? michael jackson died
Yeah I just saw that on tv as I was walking out of my office building. The world just got safer for little children. :O
saw that too. crazy shit. farrah fawcett died too. of anal cancer.
that always gets you in the end
hey-o
when farrah fawcett got to heaven god promised to grant her one wish. her wish was that all the children of the world would be safe.



ask and you shall receive.
nice turnaround, i was going to come back and make farrah fawcett the butt of some more jokes
it's a bad year to be a pitchman...first this (i think that's a repost) and now this
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo now how will i know what to buy? every christmas the last few years i've just gotten my dad whatever billy mays was pushing. last year it was the Gopher.
zOMG don't park in the centergy parking deck! i'm really glad we moved to a new building!
holy crap!

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