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Thanks for the love and the advice y'all. I wanted to respond yesterday, but as winta des pointed out, login was bustified!



Girls are just crazy Drew. That's been my facebook "about me" for almost the past year, and in all likelihood it will remain thus since there is no truer statement.



I finally talked to Jessica about what happened, and apparently she just felt like I was taking advantage of our friendship by disrespecting her and how she did her job at work. Everything is peachy keen now, but I think this little episode has helped me get over the "madly in love" thing. I guess I just needed that healthy dose of "she-a-crazzae-bitch" to wake me up, haha.



Jill, I'll let ya know if I need you to knock-a-bitch out! p.s. - You don't have to go to the dry cleaners to get your shirt taken off, I can do that for you for free! lol, :P Thanks for the dry cleaning offer, but this is one of those stains that can only be washed away by skeezy dance floor sweat! p.s.2 - I'm glad you're posting more now!



Matt, you can be my stain any day. I think?



torzan, who are you? Haha :P



well then we better work up a good skeezy dance floor sweat sometime soon.
i was in the hotlanta airport for severals hours multiple times, but you never rode the train and held MY hand.
That's because you refuse to wash after you wipe. I did caress your left breast for the full 3.5 minute ride to baggage claim, but do you give me any credit for that? It's always whine whine whine. I think we should see other left-breast caressing partners. How about it McDazzlePants?
Dude. I am so down you couldn't even get lower than me in a limbo contest at a contortionist convention. Before we kick that off I have to tell you....It's not normal....And you may get a little milk in the eyeballs if you push my button right ;-)
credit? your technique is lacking.
Not everyone can have the technique of a taikwonjitsufu master, T-bag.



Apparently I just overheard our IT guy say, "..and the new internet is coming in today..."

Hmmm...
If only it were that easy and our IT guy weren't a giant douche.
giant douche it guys give the rest of us a bad name.
My left nipple lactates too! Good thing my left nipple's on my dick!
the rest of the giant douches?

cmon, cmon
ooo.... slim slam clown, you wanna throw down?
It's ok T. I know that MOST IT guys are douches with an IT problem.



By the way, if you don't like the plague then don't let Rachel redesign your sewer systems.
And she also has problems getting manholes and her tubes to come together.....
mmmmm.... man hole.....
They are not tubes...they are pipes. 18" PVC to be exact, and I fixed it, so there! If you must know, the design Conrad's talking about is now less hazardous because I fixed it from being 18" away from a waterline, to being 10' from it, so if anyone gets the plague, it's Conrad's fault.
It'll be Conrad's fault because he'll connect the water line to his manhole.
So THAT's what my manhole was meant for....I could never figure it out until now.
So I went ahead and took care of something this afternoon:



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