If I could only buy a cat that was already stuffed like this one . . . Oh, what fun we would have.
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btw my new avatar is something I found while debuging and old computer.. lolers
clearly he is saying 'oh yes it is'
fixed your avatar, crad.
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I tried to do that, but at work it's slightly more difficult. I once again owe you a rim job and a muffin of your choice.
nice avatar arif. im surprised it took us this long to avatar that one...
dis one be from a t-shirt we sho nuff saw in shanghai
edit: hmm seems i killed the hide button
edit: hmm seems i killed the hide button
just the wrong url for the image.. fixt
For posterity:
This is the way I felt at the house warming party. I still can't even smell the stuff without feeling sick. But then I remember that this is the second time in my life that the Captain and I have had our differences. Hopefully I'll get over it like I did last time.
This is the way I felt at the house warming party. I still can't even smell the stuff without feeling sick. But then I remember that this is the second time in my life that the Captain and I have had our differences. Hopefully I'll get over it like I did last time.
if only I could talk to myself back then. (for posterity: 
) what would I say? "don't be douped by the evil that is woman...their only purpose in life is to make you feel inadequate and insignificant. you're worth much more than that. find a girl that'll make you feel happy for who you are. and if you can't find her, have you're parents arrange a marriage and treat that girl like she should...as though she were the most precious thing in this world." there's only one absolute truth i've come to realize in my 25 years of existence, and that is that i have the capability to fully and completely loving any girl in this world. the only problem is i think i can find someone who feels the same way. i'm so foolish in my totality. the truth is i know nothing. i'm so naive in my absoluteness. all i really know that is in my current state of being i feel empty and lonely and that i want another person to help fill that void. what makes any one person more special than another? personally i like someone who appreciates the nice things that i do for them. is it really selfish to ask for someone who is thankful for the things you do for them? i don't ask for anything in return. only a genuine smile or a laugh. something to acknowledge that I made the effort to demonstrate how much I really care.
anyways, i'm drunk. more insight into my ramblings tomorrow when i'm sober. my guess now is that i'll feel regret about expressing these silly feelings. but maybe this is exactly what i need to do. write down all my absurd ramblings and present them to an audience that i know and hold dear to my heart. an audience that'll judge me appropriately or simply ignore all of this bs. ya, that's what will happen. it'll be ignored, so what does it matter if i ramble? right? poppycock i say. poppycock.
) what would I say? "don't be douped by the evil that is woman...their only purpose in life is to make you feel inadequate and insignificant. you're worth much more than that. find a girl that'll make you feel happy for who you are. and if you can't find her, have you're parents arrange a marriage and treat that girl like she should...as though she were the most precious thing in this world." there's only one absolute truth i've come to realize in my 25 years of existence, and that is that i have the capability to fully and completely loving any girl in this world. the only problem is i think i can find someone who feels the same way. i'm so foolish in my totality. the truth is i know nothing. i'm so naive in my absoluteness. all i really know that is in my current state of being i feel empty and lonely and that i want another person to help fill that void. what makes any one person more special than another? personally i like someone who appreciates the nice things that i do for them. is it really selfish to ask for someone who is thankful for the things you do for them? i don't ask for anything in return. only a genuine smile or a laugh. something to acknowledge that I made the effort to demonstrate how much I really care. anyways, i'm drunk. more insight into my ramblings tomorrow when i'm sober. my guess now is that i'll feel regret about expressing these silly feelings. but maybe this is exactly what i need to do. write down all my absurd ramblings and present them to an audience that i know and hold dear to my heart. an audience that'll judge me appropriately or simply ignore all of this bs. ya, that's what will happen. it'll be ignored, so what does it matter if i ramble? right? poppycock i say. poppycock.
those that want usually end up wanting even more. those whose cup is already full will keep getting more. one of those strange paradoxes in life. when approaching love i've always found it the most helpful. i know when i expect someone to love me they almost always never will. if i treat them like i already have all the love i need, they usually show me their love willingly. just don't expect things. take what you get and let that be enough. go with the flow.
anyways, enough dr. phil for today.
anyways, enough dr. phil for today.
no other person can fill your hole. you must fill it with yourself.
*giggles uncontrollably about the complete accuracy of my dooblay entendre*
*giggles uncontrollably about the complete accuracy of my dooblay entendre*
I just need somebody to love, I want somebody to love. I get by with a little help from my friends. Yes I get by with a little help from my friends, with a little help from my FRRIIIEEEEeeeeeeEeeennnnddds! :D
crackheads chase feelings too
for $8 they'll probably let you fill their holes also
for $8 they'll probably let you fill their holes also
drew, i like that crackheads and car wrecks constitute the intersection of our careers and will be the common themes in our old-man anecdotes.
also excessive force :D
also excessive force :D
me:
so i was doin this chick, right? and i'm on duty and this friggin crackhead that runs out into the intersection and causes a car wreck, so i started beating the crackhead with my baton, right?
Mike:
so i was doin this chick, right? and i'm on call and this friggin crackhead runs into the ER and causes an intersection, so i started anecdoting the old-man with my penis, right?
ok i tried but somehow the parallelism doesn't work out, you want to give it a shot? or should we just wait for RL?
so i was doin this chick, right? and i'm on duty and this friggin crackhead that runs out into the intersection and causes a car wreck, so i started beating the crackhead with my baton, right?
Mike:
so i was doin this chick, right? and i'm on call and this friggin crackhead runs into the ER and causes an intersection, so i started anecdoting the old-man with my penis, right?
ok i tried but somehow the parallelism doesn't work out, you want to give it a shot? or should we just wait for RL?
what did you do?! :P admin hax pls
had a few bonus </div> tags there
l33t copy-pasting skillz
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