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Why does everyone assume that the away message "PTFO" starts with "pissed" and ends with "off," instead of the much more amicable "passed" and "out?"



just to set the record straight, bill and i weren't fighting via away message last night. at least, if we were, i didnt know about it; I was too busy eating my cinnimon cereals and concentrating on not spilling anything.
Maybe YOU weren't fighting via away messages last night. Maybe that's why it was the EASIEST AWAY MESSAGE BATTLE THAT I'VE EVER WON.





: ( I want someone to love. Someone to hold. Someone to make feel beautiful. ::sigh::
What, are you trying to turn this back into a legitimate emo everything/nothing thread?
Yeah, that was definitely drunken self pity, but it's so true.

Yes i'm taking this thread back, what other purpose would an emo thread serve?



*reviv'd*



it's not exactly emo music, but it's depressing enough to go in this thread. been listening to some Damion Suomi lately. He's a local guy here in the Space Coast area and I heard him play this weekend.



edit: wow it's been two years since this thread was fresh
hay guys, remember that time i had a gf?



</emo>
Idk how i ended up on this thread, maybe i have too much free time?



(to Arif) I happened to work at ONS '05, so if you want me to introduce you to said hott girl, we can make it happen.

hahaha integration and full-circleness FTW. That should definitely happen.
Hopefully I am adding this link correctly...

freShGA '05

This is the facebook group for freShGA(the organization that puts on ONS that I was in). Just let me know who...I'll do the rest.
btw I rock for teaching myself how to link pages.
well done
So I was utterly confused by Jill's post about the "said hott girl," mostly because I didn't bother to go back and read my previous post. I say YEAY if she's cool enough to chill with the 409'ers, otherwise, bump dat ho!



edit: Jill and I figured out her name is Alice Luo, and apparently she's had a bf for a bijillion years! Story of my life. That is, to creepily stock girls who are happily taken!



me: "Where do you live?"

girl: "Woodruff"

me: "Oh cool, what floor?"

girl: *awkward silence*

me: "Oh, uh, I used to live there..with my friends..in room 409.."

girl: "Oh, like the cleaner?"

me: "Like the what?"

girl: "Like the--"

me: "Oh, haha, yeah, I never thought about that." <-- what a tool



Haha, hooray for awkwardness!
stalk



unless you're talking about keeping girls in secured storage areas while maintaining a thorough inventory control system, which we could do as well
did you know when you get a bunch of ladies like living together for period of time their bio clocks sync up? can you imagine the difficulties of keeping girls in secured storage areas while maintaining a thorough inventory control system? holy crap.
baahahaha awesome
Yeah all the womens would go crazy... together...once a month. and you'd probably need to supply them with the necessary feminine products. Depending on inventory, that could be expensive. Are you planning on feeding them as well?
bwahaha, I wish my word choice was intentional, although stocking is really just an uber version of stalking. I'm not so sure I'd keep my whorde in a secured storage areas, that sounds way to expensive. My bedroom sounds much more cost efficient. I'll just devise a scheme to make them stay on their own. Perhaps explosive perimeter collars, similar to the ones used in the Running Man, with a colorful plush covering for comfort and aesthetics.
How could you not remember my "Formula/Club 409 - removes scruples on contact" picture? There will be a reckoning!

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