Club409
The Best Waste of Your Time, Ever.

Why does everyone assume that the away message "PTFO" starts with "pissed" and ends with "off," instead of the much more amicable "passed" and "out?"



just to set the record straight, bill and i weren't fighting via away message last night. at least, if we were, i didnt know about it; I was too busy eating my cinnimon cereals and concentrating on not spilling anything.

: ( I want someone to love. Someone to hold. Someone to make feel beautiful. ::sigh::

Yeah, that was definitely drunken self pity, but it's so true.

Yes i'm taking this thread back, what other purpose would an emo thread serve?

hay guys, remember that time i had a gf?



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hahaha integration and full-circleness FTW. That should definitely happen.

btw I rock for teaching myself how to link pages.

So I was utterly confused by Jill's post about the "said hott girl," mostly because I didn't bother to go back and read my previous post. I say YEAY if she's cool enough to chill with the 409'ers, otherwise, bump dat ho!



edit: Jill and I figured out her name is Alice Luo, and apparently she's had a bf for a bijillion years! Story of my life. That is, to creepily stock girls who are happily taken!



me: "Where do you live?"

girl: "Woodruff"

me: "Oh cool, what floor?"

girl: *awkward silence*

me: "Oh, uh, I used to live there..with my friends..in room 409.."

girl: "Oh, like the cleaner?"

me: "Like the what?"

girl: "Like the--"

me: "Oh, haha, yeah, I never thought about that." <-- what a tool



Haha, hooray for awkwardness!

did you know when you get a bunch of ladies like living together for period of time their bio clocks sync up? can you imagine the difficulties of keeping girls in secured storage areas while maintaining a thorough inventory control system? holy crap.

Yeah all the womens would go crazy... together...once a month. and you'd probably need to supply them with the necessary feminine products. Depending on inventory, that could be expensive. Are you planning on feeding them as well?

How could you not remember my "Formula/Club 409 - removes scruples on contact" picture? There will be a reckoning!